schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.

Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.

by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006

Scraping

Like scissoring but with dicks.

The guys were scraping together

When two guys scrape

by Brieandaaron November 22, 2016

Schralpnasty

Verb or adjective. Used when referencing an extreme sport, or to make a mediocre activity sound extreme.

V. - to sarcastically claim that a given activity you did or are going to do is extraordinary.
adj. - to make a given activity sound that much more awesome.

v. - We're going to go get super schralpnasty on the ski hill.

adj. - That ride was so schralpnasty. OR Let's go hit some schralpnasty B.C. booters!

by Mhpr May 5, 2009

Scrapping

To sell sweets,drinks and snacks at school.

John and i were scrapping we made over £20 on selling lucozade and marylands.I love to scrapp

by amelia sorrell December 1, 2018

scrapping

Masturbating

I was up half the night scrapping to Brazillian scat porn.

by Jojo Weiss October 5, 2009

Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

by 12017317 March 7, 2014

Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.

Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.

by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018