shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

Boob Schmega

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

by Blanchy November 13, 2007

schmagma

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

by Rob S. September 8, 2003

schmegal

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

by beer stud May 8, 2008

schmegmata

1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.

Karen recieved the schmegmata after John smacked that bitch in the head with his dirty dick

by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022

shmegmair

A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness

dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!!!!!!

by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008

Schmegalmulch

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

by gmilla! April 13, 2009