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Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.
I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?
by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021
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Schlucking

Schlucking either refers to a girl masturbating
Or
Being really good at sucking a dick
"Bro I met this girl and she was schlucking me off so hard"
"My girlfriend schlucked for me last night"
by Sukuna’sWife November 20, 2022
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shocking cruelty

An act of extreme wickedness. Type of: cruelty, inhuman treatment. a cruel act; a deliberate infliction of pain and suffering. the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane. synonyms: atrociousness, barbarity, barbarousness, heinousness.
shocking cruelty = Cruelty is behavior that deliberately causes pain or distress to people or animals. Britain had laws against cruelty to animals but none to protect children.
by who_said December 8, 2022
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Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck
BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?
by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023
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Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
by guy that yes February 18, 2024
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schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.
Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"
by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024
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shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself
1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"
by Bobbinog July 10, 2009
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