Samalee

1. Smart, savvy and very hip,

2. Beautiful and with flair.

3. Unique and artistic.

4. Intellectually superior, willing to express self at almost any cost and defend right against wrong.

At first glance this appears to be the union of two common names (Sam and Lee) but actually the taxonomy includes reference to Samson (Samson is a Herculean figure, who is granted tremendous strength by God to combat his enemies and perform heroic feats unachievable by ordinary humans) and The General Lee, a car driven by the Duke cousins (Dukes of Hazard) which was known for it's high jumps and stunts.

The capitalist pigs voted down the school bond issue but Samalee will prevail.

by Midwife February 5, 2010

Samlet

1. A young salmon 2. An unusually thin middle aged man

A samlet often wears a purple crown and moves in a gangly manner to stop its mate from attacking enemies

by Boomgoesthecannon December 25, 2014

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016

sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.

Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."

by Mikey189 July 15, 2017

Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

simoler

This can mean many things. It is a large faggot, a small dickhead, or someone that is just asking for a nice good slap in the dick. These can also be found in large piles of shit, just dig deep down until you find some mcmaster student swimming. It is its own insult.

It is also used when someone tries typing "simpler" but their brain somehow cant process the motor skills required, and ends up slapping the keyboard like a fatass whale. Needs rehabilitation

Look at that simoler, such a fucking simoler.

or: Nice arm spaz u dumbass simoler.

by Gazing Phoenix badass supreme December 16, 2017

Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!

Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!

by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013