Skip to main content

Roselle Middle 

The school that's so small you literally know everyone, and basically everyone knows you. No one one wants to move there, and if they do, they soon realize that they're absolutely fucked up. Everyone thinks that they're funny when they really aren't and all everyone talks about it is dead memes or stupid gossip. If you find someone who is genuine, which is rare, make sure to keep close to them. Everyone else is a thot. Half the time you feel like dying on the inside and the other half you feel like sleeping. The basketball team sucks, similar to the school. Everyone goes to the local Starbucks and acts basic. Starbucks is infested with Roselle Middle thots. All the guys there are wannabe gangsters and think they're in "the hood." It's pathetic. Do not go there.
Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?

Person 2: Roselle Middle!

Person 1: OMG IT'S A THOT THAT GOES TO ROSELLE MIDDLE! I NEED BACKUP!

Person 3: Well, shit.

Rockville Centre 

The town where people dress like lumber jacks with flannels and timbs and drink their own 12 of natty light.
Yo that night at the bridge in Rockville Centre I crushed my own 12
Rockville Centre by Natty man 1234 September 9, 2012

roselle park 

Located in North Jersey, with a population of 13,281, the town of Roselle Park is definitely the best in Union County and all of Jersey. This town is full of drama, betrayal, hook-ups, crazy love triangles, hot girls and even hotter guys. The girls of Roselle Park are the hottest girls around, they have awesome fashion sense, they are very original, honest, sweet and drop dead gorgeous. The guys of RP are the hottest guys in Jersey, they are fun, outgoing and down for anything!! TRUST ME: RP knows how to have a good time; we pre-game harder than you could party!!! Roselle Park is the best small town ever; it’s definitely better than Laguna Beach!
<TYPICAL ROSELLE PARK SATURDAY NIGHT>
HOT RP CHICK- so what’s going on tonight
RP DUDE- it’s going down at Luis’s
HOT RP CHICK- I’m there, I get so fucked up at his parties!
RP DUDE- hell yea, I’m gonna bring lots of alcohol, you know that’s how we roll
roselle park by misss new boooty August 24, 2006

Romeoville 

A piece of junk town with inbread locals that enjoy talking about the "good times" of High School, despite the fact that they have never moved on with their lives, and thus remain in said shit town with their sisters, who are their wives, along with their cockeyed children.
"Oh man, ya remember when I almost made that touchdown in that game back in '97 when it was Romeoville VS Bolingbrook?? We almost actually socred points because of me!!"
Romeoville by Unanimous64 August 13, 2008

Romeoville 

Romeoville is a town in Illinois that is basically one big trailer park. Majority of the homes look like trailers and many fly the confederate flag proudly. There are also a good number of wanna be gangsters though. Despite the lack of anything to do, the people there are pretty nice.
Person 1: Where the fuck is Romeoville?
Person 2: Who knows.
Romeoville by broooorb March 15, 2019

rockville centre 

Town in Long Island, commonly referred to as Bitchville Centre. The kids here have too much money and the girls will spend it on trying to become as fake/orange as possible, while the guys spend it on drugs. The only semi-good things are the girls' soccer team and the IB program.
"What school do you go to?"
"South Side."
"Sounds ghetto."
"More like superficial and stupid.. it's in Rockville Centre."

Rossville 

A small town in northwest Georgia where all the cool kids are from! You'll see awesome people like Lucas Shepherd if you're lucky! It's also referred to as Rossvegas!
Rossville is so awesome, can we go visit?
Rossville by Lucas82 December 24, 2016