Pygocracy

A theoretical system of government, wherein power is based on how nice one’s ass is. Derived from Ancient Greek “pygo”, roughly meaning butt. There are various forms of pygocracy , however most are based off directly voting for butts. Not uncommon is voting for best butt in categories, i.e. thiccest, jiggliest, etc, to maintain separation of powers.

“Damn bro you’ve got some serious cake. You’d definitely be an elite in a pygocracy.”

by I-Am-Skrit July 2, 2021

Pyoon

A sentence enhancer or additive used to put emphasis on a joke or sentence. This can make any joke or sentence, no matter how trivial, amazing.

Calvin: Did Laura get shorter, pyoon!

Kevin: This looks like a sticky situation. Get it? "Sticky" situation, pyoon!

by albinoechidna January 14, 2010

pogonophobia

Being scared of beards. One of the most obscure phobias I have encountered, just coming in front of ophidiophobia (fear of snakes).

Guy 1: I'm frightened of my friend's beard!
Guy 2: So you have pogonophobia?
Guy 1: ... wut?

by OmegaSoul January 6, 2017

pegon

Weed with all kinds of weird chemicals in it (usually glue or battery acid). Sold just about everywhere in Central America.

Smoking pegon has brought my IQ down to 23.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

pagon

people who tried to google pagan, but could not spell it.

guy: Hey dude did you know pagon people have druids
druid: It is pagan, and yes I did

by NETB007 September 20, 2016

pagony

The combination of pain and agony-pagony.

After falling off the roof, Jeremiah was in extreme pagony.

by SnazzyEgg May 18, 2017

Pylon

A large pole like structure, often rounder. In modern times they are generally grey coloured and may hold up a roofor building.

In Ancient Egypt they were seen at the entrances to a temple.

Wow! That pylon is huge!

So glad we have that pylon there or else the roof would collapse for sure!

by pylooooooooooooooooooooon June 15, 2012