Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by means of masturbation

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

by Wanana March 24, 2022

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024