by megadickmuncher October 8, 2014
Get the Puberty mug.A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.
*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.
by ch33z January 2, 2008
Get the social puberty mug.When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....
Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?
Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.
Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.
by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007
Get the pooberty mug.Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Fuck puberty
by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016
Get the Puberty mug.Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'
To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'
The thing which stands out the most during puberty,
Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'
The thing which stands out the most during puberty,
Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...
Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009
Get the Statue of Puberty mug.the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.
"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"
by t baby May 14, 2007
Get the pubertus mug.John wanted to act like a little kid, but his parents expected more from him, since he had already been pubertized.
by Meadow Soprano September 2, 2013
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