Poob

When you have to poop but only water comes out. Brown, stinky water.
Dude! After I had Taco Bell yesterday, I poobed for like an hour!
by buffaloneyy September 30, 2019
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Put Out Our Best; This is known best in the rave community
Will: “Yo Brogie, We gotta poob at practice today”
Brogie: “Hell yeah, Will. Poob all day, every day.”
Will: “SPREAD THE WORD OF POOB BROTHA.”
by youngbandanna May 09, 2024
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Poob

Most hateful word in the english dictionary, often referring to someone who is a massive twat or cunt.
Person 1 "You're a fucking poob!"
Person 2 "I'm not a poob :("
by DODGYJAM May 29, 2025
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A poob is a person who is unaware of life.

They are oblivious to people making fun of them. They are bottom of the gene pool but can still be a good bloke.

It is the real life version of noob, they are simply level 1 of life.
Look at that guy, he gets no bitches and wears GAP, what a fucking poob.
by badman dunno March 21, 2022
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Someone who is really great ,kind and amazing
Wow jim your an absolute poob man
by Determine April 20, 2021
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Someone who is lame, trash, or just a dick to society
"Wow, you're such a poob at this game."
by _Mork October 15, 2022
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A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
by anonymous 423 April 13, 2018
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