piddler

(WINCOLL) A tiny penis

Have you seen his cock? It's some rampant piddler...

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

piddlewink

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

Puddled out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.

I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.

I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.

What usually follows being schwilly.

by Belial 7809 March 6, 2009

piddlepots

The unexpected up-rising of poo from the toilet and floats on the surface.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw a piddlepots.

by PlasmaBeno December 27, 2010

Piddle

A penis; particularly one that is quite small in stature.

Pull up your pants, mate! I don't wanna see yo tiny-ass hairy piddle!

by uogv May 15, 2020

Puddled

Being absolutely wasted. Drinking for keeps!!!

look at this guy right here stumbling around." "That guy is fucking puddled!" "Yeah he definitely knows how to party!

by J-Gutes March 6, 2011

Piddle Fart

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little

I laughed so hard i piddle farted

by Top flight security 46158 March 10, 2018