Patel

the name of millions of people

hey mr patel number 6390845034760

by Aaron November 26, 2003

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

patel

My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.

Samir Dilip Patel.

by Samir Patel May 7, 2004

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

patek water

Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA

What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water

by canadianheadass October 24, 2017

Pate

The most G thug in the world! has amazing girlfriend and nothing can beat him, WHATS GOOD Nigga

Bang Bang i shoot ya nigga<---- quote of pate

by Pate whatsgood August 23, 2011

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003