Paradise Lost

An epic poem written in the 1660s by John Milton and spanning 12 books, Paradise Lost is widely considered the greatest English language epic. Although it is about the fall of Man from the Garden of Eden, one must wonder about Milton - despite his world view of "God gave you free will but unless you toe the line you'll get pounded," he still makes the character of Satan a dangerously alluring epic anti-hero.

"Although Tom was put off by the seemingly incomprehensible Latinate sentence structure of Paradise Lost, he could sniff out masterful poetry like a literary bloodhound.

by KHD April 21, 2004

Paris

A really kind, caring girl who will try not to friendzone the absolute heck out of you. She's smart, intelligent, and really fun to be around! Tends to hang around with members if the opposite gender, because other girls piss her off. Really loves to read, and spends her life on the Internet chatting it up with people!

Paris is so nice!
I wish I could be Paris!
Man, I think I'm in love with Paris!

by Genericguy22 May 22, 2013

fool's paradise

1. To live in some imaginary world where everything is perfect when in reality everything is falling apart.
2. A promised way of life from a lover that they don't intend to come through on.

1. That man is living in fool's paradise, his life's a wreck.
2. She is totally leading him into a fool's paradise.

by Tyler Lake December 15, 2006

Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Paris Agreement

The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.

I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.

by PWS27 June 2, 2017

paris hilton

Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.

Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.

by Doozy December 9, 2008

Paris Hiltons

Female correctional facilities in California.

That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.

by dougless May 23, 2007