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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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oosah

oi, oosah at 2 o'clock

insert name here is an oosah
by Brit January 10, 2005
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ooshay

Similiar meaning to ouch, just ouch with more sass.
Bruce: Woah! She bit him on the testicle!
Mark: DAMN! OUCH!
Sebastian: Yea man. Ooshay...
by grant hayes April 4, 2006
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Osmar

usually a name for an out-there character, who is an individual and loves a good pinging rally of handball. Uses odd language such as "thats thwanging". Osmars usually strive to own a mitsubishi evo.
"Wow look at that Osmar play handball"
"gosh Osmar just dogged him big time"
by frank1234567 February 6, 2009
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Osmara

Osmara is a shy beautiful unique girl.she has some anger problems but she is chill and cool osmara is a best friend that you never want to lose.she is the best friend everyone needs🤞❤️.
Laila:hey bestie osmara imysm
Osmara:Laila is my bestie and imyyt
by Yourztruelybby December 8, 2018
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Cedi Osman

One of the greatest basketball players with the greatest hairstyle to match.
Cedi Osman hits the 3-pointer!
by Suesabang February 2, 2021
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osoma bin ladin

Some terrorist who looks like an african sheep-goat breed with skin and has the eye of the illuminati.
Son: Is that an Osoma Bin Ladin?
Dad: Nope, that is just YOUR MUM!!
by kjsdfrisue March 7, 2017
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