Office Ninja

1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.

Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"

by Nickarossi November 12, 2007

Office 2013

Office 2010 + ugly metro interface. Refuses to work with any version of windows older than Windows Vista.

I'm happy with my Office 2007 from bit torrent, has all the features 2010/Office 2013 without all the bloat and ugliness. If I had to pay for it I would of just installed LibreOffice (free office 2003 knockoff).

by office2013sucks April 5, 2013

box office

the place where film tickets are sold

"Spider-Man 3" smashed box office records across eight Asian markets Tuesday

by Simeon S May 15, 2007

office spaced

To demolish a piece of office technology in a parking lot with, say, a baseball bat and a lot of kicking.

The fax machine screeched like a banshee all afternoon, so we office spaced it.

by kirk & elisabeth September 15, 2007

Office Pretty

Someone who is good looking, but only compared to other people in your office.

I thought that our secretary Jannet was hot, but after seeing her at that bar last night, it's obvious that she's just office pretty.

by Dan Sharfin November 23, 2005

The Office

The best show ever made.

"Have you ever watched The Office?"

by nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo January 4, 2020

Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

by Tryan31 December 28, 2011