oatmeal

the cure for aids..

Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?

by Thatsexychicwithoatmeal January 7, 2013

Oatmealing

When you're getting head and blow your load and he/she keeps going but doesn't swallow. The jiz on your pelvis from this is known as oatmeal.

I'm cummed in her mouth and she kept going. After she stopped I looked down and there was jiz all over my pelvis. Oatmealing

by RealSans December 30, 2016

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

outmate

A technical term used by homeless shelters and social services to refer to homeless in their day service programs, that avoids euphemism such as "guest" in order to sound tough. Inmates, outmates, just like inpatient and outpatient.

Attention bums. All outmates must report to the intake officer before being admitted to the feeding facility.

by sceniccatbox February 10, 2010

Oatmeal Pie

The most delicious of the "Little Debbie" snack cake products, nothing more. If anyone says otherwise, see urbandicks.
Better known as "Oatmeal Creme Pies".

Oatmeal Pies come in boxes of 12, I recommend buying them.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.

I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.

by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010

Oatoa

This is an acronym for a sex act that involves, oral sex followed by anal sex, then oral sex again.

Oral Anal Then Oral Again

Last night I Oatoa'ed that girl I picked up, what a nasty freak!

by Whoop June 27, 2004