When you're getting head and blow your load and he/she keeps going but doesn't swallow. The jiz on your pelvis from this is known as oatmeal.
I'm cummed in her mouth and she kept going. After she stopped I looked down and there was jiz all over my pelvis. Oatmealing
by RealSans December 30, 2016
Get the Oatmealing mug.Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.
— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
by jorondo June 17, 2013
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by GMODAMAN July 05, 2010
Get the oatmeal mug.Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
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