My homework was Oatmanned
by TheOneWhoHidesInTheShadows March 15, 2011
Get the Oatman mug.The Oatman is a move of legendary proportions. It involves spreading a honey baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. After 2 mins of humping, remove the D, and roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. Continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. Spread her ass cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her asshole. Quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting "gotcha bitch". You have successfully completed The Oatman.....GEAUX TIGERS
Yoooo brah, I give my bitch THE OATMAN last night.......shes been bleeding in her panties all day....#winning
by JordanJefferson October 15, 2011
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by real facts 21 November 9, 2020
Get the Otman mug.Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this
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