The Oatman is a move of legendary proportions. It involves spreading a honey
baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. After
2 mins of humping, remove the
D, and
roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. Continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. Spread her ass cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her
asshole. Quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting "gotcha bitch". You have successfully completed The Oatman.....GEAUX TIGERS