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The Oatman 

The Oatman is a move of legendary proportions. It involves spreading a honey baked hams legs and inserting your shaft into her candy basket. After 2 mins of humping, remove the D, and roll her over into the golden retriever doggy style position. Continue visiting pound town, while at the same time ripping off a piece of duct tape and placing it in your hand. Spread her ass cheeks apart with your man hands and place the strip on her asshole. Quickly, push it into position then remove it violently, while shouting "gotcha bitch". You have successfully completed The Oatman.....GEAUX TIGERS
Yoooo brah, I give my bitch THE OATMAN last night.......shes been bleeding in her panties all day....#winning
The Oatman by JordanJefferson October 15, 2011
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Jason Oatman 

Live and let live for the longest time after time marches on guard.
Jason Oatman by dearest pet November 23, 2021

Shawn Oakman

A thing that could kill a gorilla with the glance of his eyes. A non-human creature that eats steel for

breakfast and kills Navy SEALS for pre-game warmups. Also a defensive end for the University of Baylor.
Shawn Oakman fought a lion before he went on his morning jog.
Shawn Oakman by ratliffsuckscock January 2, 2015
A hardworking person, who knows his place and never treats people wrong. always catches hoes even when he isn't trying to. Always considers the feelings of people, especially his friends. Considers family the most valuable thing in the world. They also love to be outdoors doing a activity with friends and family . They also have the strongest work ethic of anyone and will always get what they need done.
Otman is such a great person!
Otman by real facts 21 November 9, 2020
Ootman is a african god of memes. Ootman is a strong god, before he became a god, he died by getting ran over by a stampede of elaphants while using his windows vista playing roblox. Ootman will smite you if you claim that he doesn’t exsist. The name of his religion is ootmanism. To praise ootman, you make a door, bang on it for a couple of minutes while yelling “ootman open up”. Then leave gifts at the door, than listen to “the lion sleeps tonight” while in a triangle, square, or any shape with more than 2 edges. Ootman loaths straight lines because he got killed by a line of stampeding elaphants. Btw this is a joke so dont actually do this
Johnny: lets praise ootman
Max: ok
ootman by Woke memologist January 15, 2019
What an Ostman
ostman by Looooooo000oool January 27, 2017
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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