Noop

The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.

"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me

by MetalDanMaster 69 June 11, 2017

Noop

A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.

“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.

by Anonymous Intellectual December 31, 2017

Noop

A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.

Noop I am not going to the party.

by Intelligent Life Form January 1, 2018

Nyoom

Gotta go fast

Guy: *Robs bank*
Police: *Comes over to the bank*
Guys: *Nyooms away and escapes*

by Supreme Bee March 27, 2019

Noop

To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”

Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.

by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019

Noop

Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.

I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.

by QSBJ November 12, 2019

Noopit

The last noodle before finishing a noodle dish.

“Save that last noopit for me!”

by Strongboi January 3, 2020