Nashua Nipply Nutbuster

When your girl sucks and licks your man tits whilst simultaneously and vigorously beating your meat

Curtis: "Hey Heather how did your date go last night?"
Heather:"It went so well that I even gave him a Nashua Nipply Nutbuster to close out the evening!!"

by Squirtis69! March 12, 2025

notnutter

A person who doesn't eat nuts. Either because they are allergic, don't like them, feel bad for them or have some other unresolved issues with nuts, possibly cause by a troubled childhood.

Do you want some nuts?

No, I'm a notnutter

by Gustav Onsberg August 11, 2018

Nutburger

When someone places your dick in a hamburger. They usually eat it after

Look at my Nutburger!

by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 24, 2018

NutSitter

When you go to sit on a chair but sit on your right testicle.

When I sat down on my bedroom chair to go live, I became a nutsitter.

by JacobFearsMeInLove October 31, 2023

Nutguster

A sudden, often unexpected gust of wind with enough force to jostle, sway, or momentarily displace the testicles, typically resulting in a brief moment of shock, discomfort, or existential reflection. Often encountered on breezy days when wearing loose-fitting garments.

"I stepped outside in my gym shorts and got hit with a full-on nutguster — thought I was gonna lift off like a kite."

by RacistRiggaFromRiggaland April 19, 2025