happy new nonce

Happy New Nonce means Happy New Year in the Uk. New nonce is part of the UK tradition and people often make new nonce resolutions.

I wish you a happy new nonce!

by tomprattx December 30, 2022

Nancaster

The name bestowed upon the city of Lancaster UK having experienced the 'greatest weekend of your life'. In order for the term to be qualified then the upper levels of the 'bantmosphere' must have been reached and at least one member of the party lost. (The term arises from the use of the word Nan; a noun used to express general ladishness or to insult your own elderly female relatives in order to undermine others I.e. Suck My Nan!)

Student 1: I can honestly say that this has been the "Greatest weekend of my life!"
Student 2: I know, it's a shame we have to go back to Nancaster for some bloody lectures!

by ALadNan123 September 8, 2013

nonce juice

FUCKIN RUBICON

"my friend jerry drinks rubicon"
"that's nonce juice that"

by Twenty_one_pilots69 April 9, 2019

nonceatron

A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.

Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.

by neildown69 March 31, 2021

reverse nonced

When you capture a peadophile

Yo, Fred just got reverse nonced!

by basgler1 August 5, 2018

Lake nona middle school

Fuck y’all

Lake nona middle school can suck my dick

by Gay_porn December 5, 2018

zesty nonce

A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls

Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”

by noncebuster01 December 27, 2018