Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

morale offset

something you do to make up for something you did wrong or think you did wrong

i bought my friend lunch as a morale offset for treating him like shit last week

by acidscherzo April 8, 2011

morale

A popular topic of discussion among cats.

Morale! Morale! Morrrr-ALE!!!

by Anonymous938743 August 31, 2017

morale picture

A picture recieved from a female showing some form of nudity, thus raising morale

"Mike asked me for a morale picture. I didn't know it meant showing him my boobs."

by Devilsad0cate August 29, 2018

morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."

Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.

by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020

Morale

Something people don't really need boosted. Getting people's hopes up is fucking with their heads. Every place in the world being more like Vegas or Disney World wouldn't be a long term morale boost, it would be bullshit. In reality, there's already plenty to be happy about in day to day life without somebody trying to boost people's morale or fuck with their heads.

Morale is something some people toy with, and call it boosting, when really people don't need that kind of thing to get by.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Morales touch

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.

I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.

by dasapollo September 13, 2021