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Moose Knuckle 

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.
Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"
Moose Knuckle by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

moose knuckle 

because the camel toe has an ugly sister.
"girrrrrrl, did you hear about latrisse?! she got one FAT ASS moose knuckle, foe real doe!" - shatawnya
moose knuckle by lolstopp July 27, 2009

Moose Knuckle 

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.
Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.
Moose Knuckle by katbermat April 29, 2007

MOOSE KNUCKLE 

Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans
John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.
MOOSE KNUCKLE by Doc October 17, 2003

moose-knuckle 

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.
moose-knuckle by Renee May 11, 2003

moose knucles

moose knucles: same as camel toe. a woman or girl with a fat cat print in her pants or jeans is said to have Moose knucles.
Damn, did you see the moose knucles on Shaniqua, str8 gave me a woody yo!
moose knucles by toriano mac June 1, 2005