mozen

slang for might as well

“ Want to go to the beach?”
“Mozen”

by b0nes are crazy July 1, 2023

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monzun

money, mulla, big paper

i told him show me the monzun. and he put his money where his mouth is.

by Kevieon August 15, 2024

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Monkenomics

The fundamentals of being a Saga Monke

You must study the monkenomics to become a saga monke!

by 0xskeleton April 1, 2024

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Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.

A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

by Franchek February 16, 2026

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This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

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