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Minching

It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.

the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.
I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.
by alright_dynamite January 2, 2012
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Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
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Menacing

To ride around in a vehicle and harass or yell at people
"Come on, lets go menacing!"
by Evildix October 28, 2004
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Munching Off

A hybrid of munching and jacking off. When under the influence of chron-doggy, some people's munching crosses over into sexual experience.
The other night, I ordered the entire value menu at McDonalds and started munching off in front of my friends, like they weren't even there...
by pornmonster69 March 9, 2010
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menarding

Over pouring the liqour in one person's drink/shot when sharing a bottle of booze to get them way drunker than you.
Rich totally busted Fred menarding him with the bottle of Seagram's 7 - no wonder Rich was so drunk!
by Drinking Wisconsinably April 9, 2015
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carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often
by badjoe117 August 9, 2016
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cock munching butt slut

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?
Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017
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