Maxim

a retard with high testosterone and started balding

whats up maxim
i kill everybody i go kill everybody

by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023

Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??

Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

A Maximally Informed Decision

And also, FALSE Russell.

Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Maxime

The most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, he is extremely loving and says the cutest things that makes everyone drop.

Did you see Maxime? Hes so cute..

by mafaking November 2, 2023

maxime

n. A person with a huge ego and an inability to organise a simple party.

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Bernie is such a maxime! I bet he couldn't even organise a people's party.

by gnostic3 September 6, 2019

Maxime

Maxime is propably the strongest person you can ever met. Even with all the things he get throught, he still care about the others. If you meet a Maxime, do not let them go, they need you, and you will probably need them sometimes. Usually they are called Max, like Mad Max, and they are certainly as beautiful as Furiosa (even if Charlize Theron is bald, she is still beautiful). Be brave Max. You are loved even if you don't see it, there is a lot of people who cares about you.
I love you.

Person 1 : Pfffff, just a crybaby.
Person 2 : Don't you dare say that again, Maxime is even stronger than you.

by Liv loves everyone February 6, 2022