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Loo Python

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.
“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python
by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018
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Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'
That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'
by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011
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Max Loo

The person that can be kinda loud but he is the best gamer you will ever be friends with. He is a God Gamer that kicks ass in Apex Legends.
by Tran2tran August 31, 2019
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Loo liver

A person who keeps getting up to go to the toilet for no reason
Someone who goes to the toilet all the time
Go on loo liver you might as well use the bog
You are such a loo liver- I think you are in love with it
by User_87 December 16, 2014
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Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011
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Loodle-loo

When two people are romantically involved and everyone knows about it, but they think that no one does.
"Are George and Sally facebook official?"
"Haha, no, they still have a loodle-loo."
"Really? Everyone saw them cuddling during that movie."
"I know, man. Who are they kidding?"
by tositinsolemnsilence November 16, 2014
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Jiggley Loo

A very curvaceous, vilumtious and sexy creature. Known best for their Jiggling bums and/or breasts.
by Jigglnator April 30, 2014
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