Looing

To have an extreme urge for something. Generally pints.

I am looing for porter

by mhession September 14, 2010

looing

Looking for something without looking.
The way DeKay and DJ Buscuit type the word looking.

DeKay: Whats a really cool looing keyboard?
DJ Biscuit: I reccomend the Razer.

by Ðεκάﬠ April 30, 2007

Looing

Messaging someone while using or on the toilet.

- I haven't seen David around for a while. Is he okay?
- He is fine. He has been looing me for the past 5 minutes.

by TheInternetDropOut December 21, 2015

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

by borja85 June 2, 2023

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival

Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021

trump loving fuck

Trump loving fuck is a man who is so in love with Donald Trump they would blow him if they could no matter how bad his policies hurt working people.

Craig doesn't care that Trump's tax plan is killing us because he is a Trump loving fuck.

by Bearcatkev June 29, 2018

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013