laardvark

n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table

pronunciation: lard'-vark

Look at all those laardvarks leaving that diabetes info class.

Get your own, laardvark!

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

Maxime Gros Pec laaaa

Radically new French term (mostly used in North of France) to fill in awkward silence in parties.

Hi mate, Maxime gros pec laaaa! Gros pec!

by DGROSPEC September 29, 2021

Popat Laal

Someone who is extremely handsome

See that one over there? He's MY Popat Laal!

by Janaiz October 9, 2003

Laaaarrrrrrrry!

1. (Noun) A well-known chant of New York Mets fans in a futile attempt to disrupt Atlanta Braves slugger Chipper Jones at the plate.

2. (Verb) The act of performing such a chant.

*The chant was derived from Chipper's real name, Larry, as the taunt mocks how Chipper is known to most fans as "Chipper", not "Larry". Unbeknownst to them, however, he goes by Larry in the clubhouse.

1. The "Laaaarrrrrrrry!" chant was heard throughout Shea Stadium, and was promptly cut off when Chipper launched a three-run homer over the left field wall.

2. The Mets fans Laaaarrrrrrrried and Laaaarrrrrrrried, but they couldn't stop Chipper from going four-for-four with a pair of homers.

by Jimmy Alessandro April 21, 2004

LAAB

A "Life Altering Ass Beating". LAABs are rare results of a competition where one team defeats the other so badly that it the losing team is permanently scarred from their ass beating.

Bman: "So how'd you guys do?"
Joel: "We just delivered another LAAB."
Jordan: "I don't think I've ever face-crushed a team that hard before..."
Bman: "Smashin' and givin' out LAABs - I'm likin' the new CPS."

by A Smasher's Delight June 11, 2012

Laardvark

A fucking lazy creature. Something that would lie in its own poop if it didn't smell

Stop being a laardvark and get off the couch.

by MRiT October 16, 2013

LAASS

1. Acronym that stands for Life Altering Ass
2. An ass that is so fine your life is altered in some way, shape, or form

Joey: Look at that LAASS!
Bob: Holy shit! That changes my perspective on life all together

by hot_chocolate January 11, 2014