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A "Life Altering Ass Beating". LAABs are rare results of a competition where one team defeats the other so badly that it the losing team is permanently scarred from their ass beating.
Bman: "So how'd you guys do?"
Joel: "We just delivered another LAAB."
Jordan: "I don't think I've ever face-crushed a team that hard before..."
Bman: "Smashin' and givin' out LAABs - I'm likin' the new CPS."
LAAB by A Smasher's Delight June 11, 2012
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The act of tagging multiple people in a single facebook status in hopes of being noticed and becoming cool although this has never been proven to work.
A: Dude you've had way to many facebook statuses in the past 24 hours.

B: Don't worry bro I'm Laabin'.
Laabin' by JJPeters January 20, 2011
Related Words
Laabh LAAB laababid laabajan laabib Laabin' Laabla
Its mean tits.its a bangladeshi slang word.
Give laabla to ur baby cuz he need to drink mother milk.
Laabla by Fuhad June 16, 2008
He's very hand-some (ngl),handsome , with a superficial charm and charisma, gets a new girl every other week , but looks really cute and innocent , I have a crush on him....
Wow Laabh smiled at me today!!
Laabh by TheHitchhiker007 October 13, 2020
A very handsome and cute boy full of charisma and a superficial charm, he's usually hanging around near the abandoned theatres with his friends and is knows to perform feats like no one else
Wo' dude ,you saw Laabh?!
laabh by TheHitchhiker007 October 13, 2020
The most bitchiest bitch ever. Mean Laabh gave us all up, and is the most egocentric, bitchy, full of hate, person on earth. There's maybe only one or two Laabhs like this on earth tho.
Nice Laabh is cool, sympathic, epic and pog. Nice Laabh people are very poggy pog.
Wow, you're such a nice Laabh !

Wow, you're such a mean Laabh.
Laabh by YukoHamada May 22, 2021

laababid 

Al-Ababid is the name of an Arab clan that appeared in the eighteenth century in the region of Jordan (currently). This clan was distinguished by its frequent travels. The clan traveled from Jordan to North Africa, they stopped their travel in Morocco. The clan still exists despite its smallness in Morocco, and their last name is laababid
laababid by Habile November 21, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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