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A "Life Altering Ass Beating". LAABs are rare results of a competition where one team defeats the other so badly that it the losing team is permanently scarred from their ass beating.
Bman: "So how'd you guys do?"
Joel: "We just delivered another LAAB."
Jordan: "I don't think I've ever face-crushed a team that hard before..."
Bman: "Smashin' and givin' out LAABs - I'm likin' the new CPS."
LAAB by A Smasher's Delight June 11, 2012
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The act of tagging multiple people in a single facebook status in hopes of being noticed and becoming cool although this has never been proven to work.
A: Dude you've had way to many facebook statuses in the past 24 hours.

B: Don't worry bro I'm Laabin'.
Laabin' by JJPeters January 20, 2011
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Laabh • LAAB • laababid • laabajan • laabib • Laabin' • Laabla
Its mean tits.its a bangladeshi slang word.
Give laabla to ur baby cuz he need to drink mother milk.
Laabla by Fuhad June 16, 2008
He's very hand-some (ngl),handsome , with a superficial charm and charisma, gets a new girl every other week , but looks really cute and innocent , I have a crush on him....
Wow Laabh smiled at me today!!
Laabh by TheHitchhiker007 October 13, 2020
A very handsome and cute boy full of charisma and a superficial charm, he's usually hanging around near the abandoned theatres with his friends and is knows to perform feats like no one else
Wo' dude ,you saw Laabh?!
laabh by TheHitchhiker007 October 13, 2020
The most bitchiest bitch ever. Mean Laabh gave us all up, and is the most egocentric, bitchy, full of hate, person on earth. There's maybe only one or two Laabhs like this on earth tho.
Nice Laabh is cool, sympathic, epic and pog. Nice Laabh people are very poggy pog.
Wow, you're such a nice Laabh !

Wow, you're such a mean Laabh.
Laabh by YukoHamada May 22, 2021

laababid 

Al-Ababid is the name of an Arab clan that appeared in the eighteenth century in the region of Jordan (currently). This clan was distinguished by its frequent travels. The clan traveled from Jordan to North Africa, they stopped their travel in Morocco. The clan still exists despite its smallness in Morocco, and their last name is laababid
laababid by Habile November 21, 2021
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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