Krezmo

Once you gain a certain level of Godlyness in Red Alert you receive the honoured rank of Krezmo. This rank is only permitted by other Krezmo's.

"Wow Krezmo is super gosu, i wish i could be a krezmo he sure owns all in Red Alert"

"Man i'm just a randal, i wish i could be a Krezmo!"

by Krezmo January 18, 2009

krem-blang

comes from the word "kindling," which means "easily combustible material for starting a fire," according to Merriam-Websters Dictionary. Can also be said as just BLANG, being thrown into any random conversation to mean whatever you choose. When pronouncing krem-blang, make sure to put a lot of extra emphasis on the "blang."

Example 1
person 1: Could you go collect some kindling for the fire?
person 2: krem-blang?
person 1: no, kindling.
person 2: That's what i said, krem-blang.

Example 2
person 1: that song is off the hook mane, BLANG!
person 2: yeah blang, I blang love blang that blang song blang!
person 1: Blang.

by Mike Hunt March 15, 2005

Krem

Instead of ejaculating semen you ejaculate dust

Your grandfather ejaculates krem

by Jedicolin10 December 17, 2017

Krem

A crazy ass motherfucker, who can not calm down, doesnt give a shit what he says, and acts extremely black for the white tone of his skin.

"Yo could you stop dealing crack on a corner, in ridgewood, in broad daylight, you got too stop fucking being like Krem.

by KremDeLaKrim January 23, 2009

Krispy Kreamer

A money shot. To ejaculate on the face.

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.

by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009

Kelmer

Normie

Damn you think gaming for an hour is a lot? Stupid Kelmer...

by NormieHater030698 November 22, 2018

krempl

A super hot last name derived from hungry and austria, people who are cool have this last name

omg krempl is such a cool last name!

by poggingbeast11 April 21, 2021