krangler

- adjective, noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, gerund, infinitive, etc.

1. a blanket term used to describe pretty much anything and everything, usually in positive context, though it's use is universal; similar to the word "marklark" used in the television show South Park, specifically the Starvin' Marvin in Space episode.

-Related forms
krangled
krangly
krangling

I was walking down the street and some krangler flipped me off.

I just krangled this guy in this game. It was sweet!

Your shirt looks kind of krangly. You sure you want to wear it?

Do you want to go krangling with me later?

by Jack Rabbit Slim November 4, 2007

kanklefrickinrios

a deadly disease with symptoms of:
lack of concentration
loss of coordination
hallucinations
fetish for touching men in their sleep
belief that one has lost weight
addiction to hot fries and all things spicy

"You have kanklefrickinrios!"

by Kankle Rios June 27, 2008

Krankenhaus

Funny sounding German word for hospital

I don't know if it's a hospital, or a krankenhaus.

by bit125 August 3, 2022

kankle

a very fat ankle that is just an extension of your calf.

gwenith paltrow in Shallow Hal

by Curt December 5, 2002

kankles

a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot

Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.

by FuzzyBoSack October 6, 2006

kanklesauresrex

An extremely rare animal that resides in the kankles usually surviving off the the food that the fat person drops down their shirt. Usually they rape the person they live in and move on to the next victim. They refuse to live in the kankles of black people. Some believe they were behind 9/11 plot

OMG Shannen theres a kanklesauresrex in your leg.
Anna smells like kanklesauresrex.

by mecrabbb August 5, 2008

kankles

kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.

Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.

by cutenkooky June 6, 2004