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Lord Karnage

Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-Way whose awesomeness rivals Chuck Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.
Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you're reading this, you will be force-fed to his army of robotic alligators named Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.
by RexFreeman February 26, 2011
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Chaka Khan

A sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. Chaka Khan takes place around the first full moon in October, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). It is acceptable to celebrate Chaka Khan longer, if you choose.
Chaka Khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. This could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. Possibly starting each day with a cocktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or cocktail gowns on a Monday. It is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of Chaka Khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.

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employee : "I need to take the next 2 weeks off for Religious reasons."
boss: "What holiday is it? Hannukhah?"
employee "No. It's Chaka Khan."

woman: "I thought we were gong to Home Depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?"
man: "Forget it, doll. It's Chaka Khan. I'm doing mushrooms and tripping around town."
by Lola Ramona September 18, 2013
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Karns Underpass

a one lane underpass, or tunnel, for cars underneath a railroad track that is constantly tagged and retagged with bad graffiti by Karns High students
"Dude, I was tagging the Karns underpass last night and the police came before I could finish."

"Lame."
by jellybean4 May 13, 2009
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Salman Khan

He has so many criminal history like hit and run, blackbuck case, keeping guns, beating woman, he has gone jail and kept with asharam for 2 nights, he has successfully destroyed careear of many new talents who stand against him, he is one of the worst actor of world with zero talent VFX body and full of nepotism. His career is flop now
by Savlon bhoi May 26, 2021
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KEARNS

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.
HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.
by Kearnol March 18, 2012
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kearns

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety
yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up
by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013
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Sana Khan

"Sana Khan" is a name used to describe a situation during which an individual displays this simple characteristic: showing loyalty to ones friends by taking part in a physical fight and coming out victorious.
Larry just pulled a Sana Khan because Jimmy was talking shit about his girlfriend, Jordan.
by The Fresh Princess June 29, 2006
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