kevlar

Material that is actually nylon streched very thin, which makes it much tougher. Used in everything from bullet-proof vests to gun stocks.

I only where about ten layers of kevlar. I hope that can stop a shotgun blast.

by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

Hellen Keller

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.

if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.

by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011

Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything

When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.

by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

killarious

When something in a video game, mostly MMOs is hillarious and involves lots of killing.

Rofl, they kept comming at me but they were no match and all died trying it was killarious!

by Thebubbleboy March 18, 2008

Kellan

A hot very muscular guy who has a big dick and is exceedingly nice to women.

-Yo did you see that guy have sex with her and make her coffee after?

- yeah that guy is such a Kellan

by obesepedobear October 13, 2011