joined at the crotch

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010

joined at the hip-hop

Inseparable friends due to mutual affinity for hip-hop.

Son to ma: "Bobby gave me this gold record with samples from De La Soul and we just poured over his hip-hop vinyls like all day."
Ma to son: "Sounds like you and this Bobby are joined at the hip-hop."

by @Bugyack October 21, 2013

johners

A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.

The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.

by Furfurbush1976 November 27, 2019

Johndel

A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses

Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives

by dedoks October 16, 2010

Johneah

natural beauty; irresistable; god's gift

johneah exum

by exumoney February 11, 2010

Johney Darko

A very dark, almost crispy african american individle. Who has stand out white teeth.

Peter Mensah (spartacus blood and sand) is a Johney Darko

by Lil wayns cousin November 2, 2011

joined one's ancestors

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."

He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors

by Bella Min February 11, 2020