Jizzjitsu

The act of teleporting semen into a suspect/s body or pockets, mastered by Law Enforcement Officers

During training I had to go to Nepal and learn the ways of Jizzjitsu

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

JizzTurbate

Another way of saying masturbate. Made by-Antony Basta

I love to Jizzturbate

by Mr.Basta April 7, 2009

Jizzt

The central underlying point or what is happening in a porn movie.

I only had to watch Star Whores for 7 minutes to get the jizzt of what was going to happen.

by Mr. Sneakers December 14, 2009

jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps

I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue

by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

Jizziling

1)When its sprinkling rain outside, and it hits you in the face like you're being cummed on.

2) A small amount of semen.

Dawg, it's jizziling outside.

So i was fucking my bitch last night. Thought I had a size 8 roper about to blow but it was just a jizziling.

by dustinsays May 26, 2012

Jizzies

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self

Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong

by dandan1097 April 25, 2014

Jazzits

A word to express exasperation over a subject or situation.

The equivalent to "oh my gosh" or "oh my goodness." Because how many times can you say these two phrases before their meaning shrivels due to overuse?

"Oh jazzits, Lindsay Lohan is releasing another album!"

"My parents found out about my online porn watching habits... oh jazzits."

by Powell Atkins Farrar February 22, 2009