jart

To be in the act of "Jogging" and accidentily FART.

Technically a Fart while jogging!

also see: Shart, Fart.

"I don't think imm goona be able to finish this lap." said Biff. FLARRRPP... "OOPs!" said Sheniqua. "I Just jarted!"

by Zach? April 9, 2005

Jart

to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same

That seed justjarted at my forehead!

by the witty professor April 28, 2009

Jart

The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.

Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..

by JimBobWay88 October 4, 2011

Jatz

A combination of jizz and scat.

Also can be used as a verb: the act of simultaneously jizzing and scatting on someone.

Jeff was plowed so hard that when he finally came, he ending up jatzing all over the bed.

by jatz cat May 1, 2009

Jarty

A party involving the presence of several juuls.

some kid: yo dude is that a juul?
another kid: hell yeah dude I got mango
some kid: no way bro I got mine with me also
random other kid: yo fiends, i got mine also its a jarty.
*everyone takes massive pulls*

by juul fiend September 30, 2017

Jart

to jizz so hard you fart

Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.

by roscoe ruckspin June 6, 2008

JART

A word defining all that is powerful in the world... set around four specific individuals who pair up to conquer all.

Quaneesha: AWW MAH LAWWDAAAY!! MAH HIZZOUSE BE'S ON FIYAH!! HALP MAH!! HALP MAH!!
John: Oh no! Calm down, Quaneesha, I'll just signal the JART to help you, I know they are doing a gig tonight, but they'll drop their awesomeness music to help a friend in need!
Quaneesha: WHO DA FUCK IS DA JART?
John: Only the best musical talents/crime fighting mech in the universe!
Quaneesha: AWWW DAYAM, tell dem to hurrrrrrry den, mah pitbullz be burrrnin alive in mah crib!

by TheOrangeKrushOne March 25, 2004