jafaican

a person who pretends to be jamaican.

a middle class suburban white kid using patoi.
"me nah know botty ridah fa rotty bidah!"
.'wow.that kids a jafaican."

by alchemichael October 20, 2009

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

jafaikans

people who were born in Britain but talk like they want to be Jamaican or whatever - jafaikan is the language of jafaikans.

person A: "Blad listen up bwoi, this is da bizzle tho innit, I aint seen you for over 5 years brov"

person B: "Still talking Jafaikan eh, I stopped being one of the jafaikans a long time ago, and now I work for a big recording company as a producer - all that jafaikan is soooo like 2007 yeah - looks like youve still got wogmania"!.

by oldbogface May 7, 2008

jafakean

A rudeboy. Wigger indigeonus to London who is under the pretence of being of Jamacian descent. Will claim to have a relative in just about every organized crime network ever. Is actually just someone with retarded friends. Will die in poverty.

Ali G is jafakean

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

JAFA

Used to refer to Auckland, New Zealand, or the people who live in Auckland.

For those outside Auckland: Just Another Fucking Aucklander
For those inside Auckland: Just Amazing Fun-filled Auckland

Don't listen to him... he's just a JAFA

by Bob terwilliger February 20, 2005

Jafar

The main antagonist (evil villain) of the Classic Disney movie Alladin. He was turned into a Genie and returned in the sequel to Alladin, Alladin The Return of Jafar.

Jafar is always trying to get that lamp.

Jafar is evil.

by J "the G" 3 January 21, 2009

JAFA

An Aucklander

Most New Zealanders seem to forget that if it wasn't for JAFAs, the country would well and truly turn to shit, you ungreatful wanks.

by sloanie June 6, 2004