With the shits

1: With it. Being trendy.
2: Staying strapped, or carrying a firearm.
3: On practice, on point.
4 something abnormal.

1: “Are you with the shits?” “Hell yeah. These new Jordan's got me fresh to death.”
2: “Aye. You with the shits?” “Yessir.”
3: *does something cool* “You really are with the shits today.”
4: (rando on twitter) You ever see something so off yo shit(s) you pass away for a minute? *link to a weird image*

by razberrywaffle May 23, 2020

Shit

Usually is a stronger word for crap, or it can be used to explain things that are screwed up.

Man, this is shit cuz it doesn't make sense and is freakin baloney.

by AdomC April 11, 2015

Shit

A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.

Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!

Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!

Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!

by SlopNChop December 25, 2016

No shit

US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-

a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!

Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!

by Croatalin November 7, 2013

the shit

War; a battle, used by American soldiers and participants since WWII to describe the chaos of war.

Keep your knees high, we're about to enter the SHIT!

by Kehk January 21, 2017

shitness

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

by Odetta April 22, 2006

No Shit

1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.

Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.

by niftymatt October 19, 2005