Mattress Impregnation

the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress

Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation

by Adam KT October 22, 2008

Impressive Title

A video game made by a Lion King enthusiast, KovuLKD. Simply rendered lions and keyboard controls, the game began as a gift for a fellow fursona-owner, a one-player fighting game. However, as he experimented with it further, he went on to make a multiplayer option. As internet came into the picture, TLKFAA (The Lion King Fanart Archive) members far and wide began to play. Servers would crash from the sheer amount of players. As demand grew, the game itself improved. People generally used the game for roleplay and chatting, though others used it for making presets and their own maps/worlds. Played mostly by furries of unusually young age or by adults, the fandom for the game grew to be so large that once the game ended, the fandom lived on. Many recreations and attempts to reawaken the game have occurred since then, in particular "Feral Hearts", also made by KovuLKD with the intent of a better multiplayer game.
Developments in this strange subculture included vampire lions, the fight over whether canines should be included, the great exclusion of players younger than 13, the addition of "items" and animals to hunt, the great issue of public presets, how to make invisible teeth, the double jump, huge prides of OCs, the addition of scene/emo hair to lions, the auto-updater, the addition of a million facial expressions, the option of lip-syncing, friend lists, teleportations, /me commands, and many others.

Furry: Hey man, have you heard of impressive title?
Non-Furry: No, what the heck has the name "impressive title"?
Furry: Only the best free role playing game for furries!
Non-Furry: That doesn't even sound half good.

by xxMikuxx November 2, 2013

Improgramming

A portmanteau of Improvising and Programming, Improgramming means one writes code before one knows what the eventual program will look like.

Onlooker: Hey Bill, what are you making?
Bill: I'm not sure yet, I'm currently making an item system, but I'm just improgramming for now.
Onlooker: Oh, cool. Let me know what it's gonna be later, okay?

by Fortune Cookie 40G February 4, 2015

Impregnegate

The act of fully impregnating a women with the all conscious, predetermined decision to leave her with the child.

"How was your date with Sally"
"It was great, but I plan to impregnegate her"
"Oh wonderful"

by salt&vinegarcondoms February 28, 2017

improper root

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

by YaBoiMattyMC October 7, 2017

Improovy

Principles of removing pain points in relationships and interactions between people.

We applied Improovy principles to solve our customer satisfaction problems and retain the best people.

by Love and Innovation September 7, 2020

improper fraction

A term used to describe the figure of an individual, typically a woman's, in which the torso is larger than the legs. Often used to describe how a person looks while wearing skinny jeans or leggings; popularized primarily on TikTok in 2022.

Commenter: I need to get rid of all my skinny jeans... they make me look like an improper fraction.

by charmtapioca February 13, 2023