Hale Hortler

The intentional misspelling of the phrase, "Heil Hitler," accompanied by a poorly drawn swastika.

Hans: Ve haffe ein new recruit vith us today

Heinrich: Be careful, I hear he's a veal dummkopf
Kaiser: hello friends! I am glad to pe vorking vith you! Hale Hortler!

by Y'all Mind If I November 3, 2019

Hug A Hottie Day

Created by the Playground Posse to get hugs from hot chicks. The point is to go to random stores or social places and give people you think are hot a hug. Hug A Hottie Day is on random dates and can be set for whenever suits you. So go give a hottie a hug, you know you want to.

PK: hi miss, your beautiful, and its Hug A Hottie Day, so you get a hug for being so damn pretty.
Hot Chick: Aw, thank you

by PCD1444 July 20, 2008

hontle

somemone who is massive,
outragous;
a complete nerdling;
they are usually drunk.

woahhh, that was a hontle!

by vittaa June 6, 2007

Headset Hottie

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.

Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie

by Zlinko May 11, 2009

port-a-hottie

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

by Fuzzy's Friend July 3, 2009

low-resolution hottie

A girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually butters.

I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.

On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.

by Leroy_n_Tyrone October 21, 2009

hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.

In two words.....Susie Novak

by Jake February 25, 2004