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Alcohol. thats what it is. Small headset means beer, less concentrated. Large headset is hard alcohol. created by pat field.
Lets go to the waterbury mall and get a headset!
Mom, im going to go get a headset.
headset by Steven Carlette April 8, 2008
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A communicating device usually used during a play or performance, or a torture device that squeezes your brains out of your ear. Commonly used by a techie in the booth. Has a volume control that goes higher that a concert of The Used.
-on the headset-
Me:ahh, this headset is killing me!
You:i know,and i can't feel my left ear.
Me:STOP SCREAMING AT ME!!!
Headset by danceintherain May 23, 2008
This agile yet strategic move occurs when a fine female specimen is lying on her side usually right after a duration of sex. The dominant male then squats carefully above her possibly sleeping head and gently or not so gently nestles his testicle into the cavernous gape of her ear cavity. He then carefully wraps his flacid penis (aka man-gina) around her face from her cheek to her lips thus offering the perfect in ear headset for her personal use, or until he kicks her out of bed because he needs his testi back.
That girl was adventurous. Wu she wanted, WOW'ed she got. She even let him give her the 'headset'.
headset by Blz March 24, 2006
A cross between mind set and head space

Particularly used when cross faded and can't speak.
Me like this headset. I mean my mind set. I mean where my head is. I like.
Headset by Firstnymo July 23, 2017
Getting a BJ from 2 girls at the same time.
"Bro, these two chicks gave me a headset at the party"
Headset by ForDaddyAdolf November 23, 2018

Headset Hottie 

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.
Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie
Headset Hottie by Zlinko May 11, 2009

headset hair 

the hair style that is produced after gaming online for extended periods of time with a headset.
"I need to wear a hat. I have headset hair from playing Halo 3 for so long."
headset hair by Andrew Cotney December 29, 2007
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