hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

hose rag by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

Hose pocket 

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

Hose pocket by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

Hose fiend 

One who fiends for the hose (dick).

That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.

Hose fiend by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021

hose painter 

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

hose painter by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Hose Equity Loan 

Viagra. See also "hose equity".

"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"

Hose Equity Loan by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Hose nose 

One who snorts cocaine frequently .

Hey ,that was my line, your such a hose nose joe.

Hose nose by Dadgad September 29, 2014

hose monster 

A (preferably) Woman who cannot get enough COCK in her mouth....

That beyotch was a total HOSE MONSTER.... Damn near sucked a ball outta my sack.......

hose monster by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005