Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

hoffman special

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

by killa killa z December 1, 2010

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

hoffnar

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006

Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.

Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!

by dottielover October 21, 2009

Hoffmann

The correct spelling of Hoffman. It's always better with 2 N's.

Wow, why does that douche only spell his last name with one N and not 2, it's supposed to be HOFFMANN?

by cchoffy55 June 24, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

by linzoy August 26, 2003