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a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"
by benjamin eric April 30, 2008
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Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.
by Supa Genius July 13, 2004
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a big warm glass of shut the hell up

a comment you make when someone makes a statement that embarrasses or annoys you and you want them to leave you alone
While out skateboarding you fall and your friends start laughing at you because you missed your trick you shout back at them how about "a big warm glass of shut the hell up" and you try it man.
by wattawatta October 10, 2008
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a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen
It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.
by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011
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A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.
An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.
by frostySnowman March 19, 2013
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a big plate of shut the hell up

n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them
p1: "I'm hunnnnngry. What's for dinner?"
p2: "A big plate of shut the hell up."
by Paraprax December 12, 2018
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A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
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