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teacher heels

n. The reverberating sound (usu. in a hallway) of an approaching female authority figure, as indicated by brisk, intentionally intimidating heel strikes.
The noisy classroom was silenced at the first sound of teacher heels.
by Mr. Bennett January 11, 2007
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hello there children

a famous line used by a character called 'Chef' in South Park.
it symbolizes something extraordinary is about to happen
1) Chef: Hello there, children!
Kids (in unison): Hey, Chef.
Chef: How's it going?
One or all of kids: Bad....

2) Whenever you meet someone you greet "Hello there children" even if he is the only person.
by Smokin Gunz March 12, 2008
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hello mr dog

A phrase used by butters from south park, that has become a common greeting toward dogs.
Dog: Hello Arthur.
Arthur: Why, hello mr dog.
by Philip the person December 28, 2008
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Hello

To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.
Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.
by Yopmail User August 25, 2022
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Spring Heeled Jack

A demon of English folklore who was first reported in the UK in the year 1837.

According to legend Spring Heeled Jack only appears at night abducting people, though he abducts women most of the time.

He is a feared demon who causes the disapearance of many; It's unknown what happens to his victims.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to look like a mustached gentleman wearing a suit, shoes, tie, gloves, top hat, and a monicle.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to jump very high and that he can leap through great distaces which gives him the appearance of flight.
(hence the name Spring Heeled Jack)

It is believed that he has super jumping abilities, others claim that his shoes have springs.

It is also belived that salt is his weakness, it is said that salt can turn him into stone.

In the legend, water can restore Jack from being a stone statue.
I saw Spring Heeled Jack Jumping over the entire neighborhood.
by SuperDinner4 March 14, 2011
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Heel torque

When you wake up with morning wood and have to piss. You try to force your rock hard penis down toward the toilet and in doing so your heals lift off the ground in an attempt to lessen the angle in which your pisshole has to aim to hit the toilet
I tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that I pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls.
by Adam Bomber April 10, 2013
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Honey Heel

When someone steps in the jizz you forgot to clean up.
Oh shit...what the hell is this? A Honey Heel?
by wittylit July 9, 2010
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