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Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina
Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed
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heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.
If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!
by Tomastoes May 19, 2013
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tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.
I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.
by Miejo January 19, 2010
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pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see
(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!
by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013
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Brown Heading

When someone's ideas or messed up views on something are so messed that it is actually like they have their head in their own butt.
Those people are brown heading if they actually think the protesters shouldn't get in trouble.
by ScottyBeamer August 28, 2020
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Dear in Headlights

The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."
Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.
by Dintx May 10, 2011
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pop-up headlights

Pop up headlights, also known as a retractable headlight or simply "pop-ups", are a mechanism pulls down the headlight assembly so it is hidden and flush with the lines of the car. This aids in aerodynamics and asethics. When the headlights are turned on, they flip up or "pop up" out the hood/bumper, allowing the bulbs to illuminate the road.

This was a common feature on many import cars such as the Miata and Mk3 Supra and even exotics like 80s Ferraris. However, they were banned from new car designs in the early 2000s for pedestrian safety issues, such as like lack of DRL and also to meet newer fuel economy standards (poor aerodynamics). These could also break, causing more safety issues.
Person 1: Why doesn't that car have headlights?
Person 2: Dude that's a Mk3 Supra, it has pop-up headlights
by icantthinkofausername777 April 26, 2020
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