Dintx's definitions

OMG NTP!

OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!

The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.

texting: had to take emergency sit down at Wal-mart. OMG NTP!

by dintx August 22, 2010

Dear in Headlights

The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."

Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.

by Dintx May 10, 2011

relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.

Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.

by dintx March 19, 2011