Definitions by Miejo

Kanga 

Term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.

Where's the shovel and the poo paper? I gottag kanga so bad I'm tortoise-heading after eating those muffins.

Kanga by Miejo January 19, 2010

tortoise-heading 

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

tortoise-heading by Miejo January 19, 2010