Sack of hammers

After a long night of drinking, doing drugs and smoking the dope you feel as if you are a geriatric. Tired and unable to preform the simplest tasks. You feel... like a sack of hammers.

Holy shit man! What a night! Drinking and doing all those drugs was fun but now I feel like a sack of hammers!

by Zopiclone July 9, 2010

boom boom hammerstick

a very large penis with a very large boner

wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.

by amanda+bridden June 3, 2007

hammersnipe

Any incoherent or unintelligible being, mainly used to describe the average American student. The term first originated in central Michigan; however, the first person to coin the term is unknown.

"Didn't do your definitions?!? You hammersnipe!"

by Josh Eubanks October 20, 2009

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.

"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

Hammersmith

Over analyzing an explanation
Or idea to the point of exhaustion. To be an expert Hammersmith is to think way beyond what was intended. Doing it naturally. Hammering out a concept until it is smashed to smithereens. You have to keep hammering it home to the Hammersmith.
When you encounter a hammersmith, usually social workers... be frank, don't be too descriptive, and DO NOT use metaphors!

I said that I mean (...) No you hammersmith'd it!
What i said was (...)
Oh, you said (...)
Dude, quit hammersmithing it!!'

by Sonnyboi October 4, 2014

Hammersmack

A smack delivered in the form of a slap with a clenched fist. The hammersmack works much like a hammer throw, with the arm acting as the chain and the fist as the ball.

"Did you see Jaquira hammersmack Lena yesterday?"
"Yeah girl, she dropped that bitch!"

by McGowin May 7, 2016

Hammersla'd

To get so sauced you fall asleep on the toilet

Tried to stand up and fell over because my legs where asleep . ended up Hammersla'd on the toilet for hour

by Weaver93 March 11, 2020