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butt gurgles

(n.) Similar to gurgling sound made with the mouth, but made by the anus when air is being released simultaneously with the excretion of a wet substance.
I had too many cashews, and now I've got the BUTT GURGLES!

The BUTT GURGLES are spitting something greasy out of my ass, and now I see oily, orange globules floating in the toilet bowl.
by MoGyver January 1, 2012
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gutless

description of one who does something unbeneficial or detrimental to you or another on a whim or without consideration of other factors
He gutlessly gave a surprise test today.
Sir Rossy's gutless.
by Marduke May 13, 2005
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snurd gurgler

someone who snorts cum through his/her nose and spits it back out through his/her mouth
by Hotchick6985784 May 23, 2006
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Gurtejpal

A man with beautiful mustache and great knowledge of beards. A man who knows the world better than yo mama. Loves Drake and Lil wayne and likes corny jokes. Only drinks at Peet's because Starbucks is water to him.

He IS the most interesting man in the world, not that beer commercial guy.
I wish I could be a gurtejpal.

Gurtejpal doesn't believe in barriers because he always breaks them.

When you stare really hard and long at the American flag, you see Gurtejpal.

Gurtejpal never studied to become a lawyer. He just stared at the American flag and things came to him.

He never actually went to Harvard, he founded it.
by gentlegiant September 12, 2011
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Salty Gurgle

The sound a person makes when trying not to swallow ejaculate.
"I heard through the grapevine you gave Betty a salty gurgle last night."

"Yeah, she wouldn't even try to swallow it!"
by Gurglemeister January 13, 2009
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gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."
Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.
by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017
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gurlean

Biig rack, sexc, pornstar manicure, eating disorder that's it
Oh God she's such a gurlean
by Bigrack November 24, 2021
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